I hate weddings..
The whole fake scene isn't my cup of tea!
I'm not very fond of buffets so the food is a big turn-off!
When my friends tell me they're getting married I *try* to leave the country.
The bride is supposed to be the "happiest" person there- is she really??
Note: Happiest is somehow replaced with "most uncomfortable"!
Funerals on the other hand- make sense!
