Up till I was about 14 I always regarded "banak" as an illegal substance cuz thats how my parents reacted to its presence- drama queens I know.
Now everytime I stop at the round-about to get some I feel like I'm committing a bloody felony.
I am traumatized gadaamit!
Evertime I say "Gadaamit " I remember* this crappy forward joke about the Bedouin who went to apply for somethin and was annoying everyone so someone screamed GOD DAMN IT ! And he replied "Ee yuba qadamt"
* By remember I mean I know the punchline and nothin else
Moving on, I forgot how to 'blog'. flog. mlog. zlog. Yeah, don't ask.
I am a "hehe" addict. Does your laugh sound anythin like "heheheh" ?? If so- please change it. I rarely laugh at typed text be it SMS or MSN, but the stupid "hehe" is subconciously typed everytime my lips part in a half effort to create a dysfunctional smile. Is there such a thing as a dysfunctional smile? I think I just wanted to type 'dysfunctional'. Well looky looky I typed it 3 times!
I'm contemplating my word choice for describin the "hehe" shinanigin. I think I chose 'stupid' because I'm listenin to Toni Braxton- Stupid. You know when you pause for a second to think of a word, yeah the first word I heard was DIPUTS <- my attempt not to use the word again. Not workin, obviously.
C'est la vie. <-- why do people say that. Isn't it too much of a cliche? Stop it already.
*Black Magic!
18 comments:
I love your new template! So spring-like & fresh.
I am afraid that I am a big "heheh" user. Don't make me feel self-conscious about it, heheh :)
LOL I hate the HEHE. Down with the HEHE!
Better than LOL though. Cause who actually LOL.
Really? LOL.
tears: It isn't but I think my parents made us think that is was
!
This would be my mother's reaction to findin a bag of banak at home (10 years ago):
- "WHO DOES THIS BELONG TOO?!!! YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO TELL ME"
- We'd say its one of our friends.
- "I don't want him comin here anymore"
jewaira jewaira: Thanx babe- i was goin for the 'fresh' look! As for the 'Hehe' i do it too buddy, so we're all good :p
miyafushi: You know what i hate- "ROFL!" Seriously now??
Okay i can get over the fact that some people are easily amused and actually laugh out load but Rolling on floor laughing? (atleast i think thats wat it stands for). Why would you be rolling ?? Tryin to put out a fire are we?
why they say : "C'est la vie" ?
because perhaps the life is very hard and they want to accept it as it is.
Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I love your babble.
- "WHO DOES THIS BELONG TOO?!!! YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO TELL ME"
- We'd say its one of our friends.
- "I don't want him comin here anymore"
3ad I swear that made me LOL
I finally know what ROFL means! ROFL ROFL ROFL i always associated it with "Chuckle" so I thought ROFL was chuckle...whatever....
you are too funny...heheheh...lol...rofl!....
Seriously..we oughta create a more realistic one...like OMS...Open Mouth Smile...or OH...One Ha...I mean come to think of it...I sometimes just have one laugh...HA...but i hardly ever Hehehe...if you know what I mean! or how about LWSS....Laughing With Shoulders Shaking...ever noticed how some people laugh and their shoulders just go up and down with their laughter...OH...!..:)
love u! ;P
u just crack me up!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ok i have no idea why i havent read ur posts before, i had no idea u were this hilarious! :)
btw the rest of that joke is a bit dirty.. but im sure u remember it ;p
and i think u have no attention span.. i mean u jump around from like 4 different topics in one poaragraph ;)
but honestly i use hehe all the time, and yeah i guess i only smile when i read text, less its too f***in funny.. nice blog :)
miyafushi: hehehe true about the LOL.. but i guess its just short for saying u r sooo funny..
Banak is SO bad for your teeth!! I used to eat it alot, it should be outlawed for real.
Don't eat too much banak, it can upset your stomach. That "damn it" is hilarious :D
oh..that Joke is Really Funny :D...
and the hehe part was the best :D..
Loved this Post..
keep up the good work;)
LOL!
I type hehe all the time. Hehe..
As for the C'est la vie - I had a teacher in high school who used to say "This is c'est la vie" ALL the time.
=^..^=
i like ur post... new reader of ur blog... but like it
y do they say c'est la vie? did the french have it bad????
i thought they are the ones who didnt bathe nor brushed their hair, and all they do is wine n Dine.... so y c'est la vie??
yes3id yoamich, o wayhich blog rose,hehe
hmm, hehe.. i prefer "thats life, inni(ء) ay?"hehe
query: why do londoners pronounce t = a..hehe
its go'oo be rela'ed to aaw solid mouth muscles become afta ea'aing loads of buaar on a aoasa :-p hehe
Happy Valentine Purseydearestlisa.
ya cool girl ya inttay :-*
peaceful: u really are a peaceful mind aren't ya ?
laialy: dysfunctional dysfunctional dysfunctional!
Dr. Dr. Ishyaaaaab ROFL to Chuckle? hehe But when u LOL u laugh or u smile?
cosmo: 3ijabteeny wulah! OH is stronger than OMS - ur comment game me a OH so yeah :p Ppl who do the LWSS deserve TH - Two Ha Ha's!
charisma: Aawww how cute are you!
Dr. Lost Welcome to the world of jan6a where only positive comments are welcomed - So faaaar so good buddy !
photoflow: I like my banak!!
adaydreamer: Like i said the only reason anyone shud roll on the floor is if they were on fire! :p
3baid: Stop dissin the banak , its nicey nice! I see u've tagged me- will get to that soon. Thanx buddy :>
Rimy: hehe 'Keep up the good work' 7asasteeny inich my Art teacher in 4th grade :p
Cat Woman: "this is c'est la vie" <-- u shud've said this is a grammatically incorrect sentence!
arooj: Prolly cuz they wanted to come up with somethin catchy the whole world cud use. Kinda like "ildenya matiswa" crap. Know war im sayin? And yeah Welcome!
budddha buddy!: hehe butter on a toaster- hmm i don't know why yibli3oon il7achy but is 'ot'! beats the american accent anytime of day. And wats with the 'cool girl ya intaay' hehe ma7ad '3airik il cool ya wad ya t'eeel :p
:-*
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