Why am I not posting? Simply cuz I choose not too.
How have you been? Relatively good- whatever that means.
Enjoying life? What a stupid question, I'll let you know when I'm done.
Need help? Yes please but then again who doesn't?
Interests of the week? Anythin with the letter 'i' in the beginning of the word.
Tough times? That's the understatement of the year and what a crappy year it has been.
Recommend anythin? Lots of fluids to all those sick and healthy
Are you on anythin? Again with the drug-use implications! Just pick a finger will ya!
In love? 'In love with myself ! In love with my own reflection'- David Guetta
Need a wake up call? Why how considerate, wake me up when September ends.
Still procrastinating? Till my dying day.
Initial thoughts at the beginning of the post? Shall I trim my nails or can I still type?
Taking any medications? Interesting hmm what would you prescribe?
Sharap and stop complaining- will do!
Happy thoughts happy thoughts where are you? Makooty thats where.
In need of comforting words? Screw that I just need to get over myself
Talkin to yourself now? Define 'talkin'- I'm typing you mofo not talking
Starting to sound pathetic are we? Unfortunately so.
How have you been? Relatively good- whatever that means.
Enjoying life? What a stupid question, I'll let you know when I'm done.
Need help? Yes please but then again who doesn't?
Interests of the week? Anythin with the letter 'i' in the beginning of the word.
Tough times? That's the understatement of the year and what a crappy year it has been.
Recommend anythin? Lots of fluids to all those sick and healthy
Are you on anythin? Again with the drug-use implications! Just pick a finger will ya!
In love? 'In love with myself ! In love with my own reflection'- David Guetta
Need a wake up call? Why how considerate, wake me up when September ends.
Still procrastinating? Till my dying day.
Initial thoughts at the beginning of the post? Shall I trim my nails or can I still type?
Taking any medications? Interesting hmm what would you prescribe?
Sharap and stop complaining- will do!
Happy thoughts happy thoughts where are you? Makooty thats where.
In need of comforting words? Screw that I just need to get over myself
Talkin to yourself now? Define 'talkin'- I'm typing you mofo not talking
Starting to sound pathetic are we? Unfortunately so.
*Garamba3!
16 comments:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!
Exactly what i wanted to see!
Buddy, i feel for u, really, i don't what to say, all the words have been out done. Maybe i should say them backwards, maybe it will work better that way. Cuztadreen ana 3waya o inta ham 3waya :P
Just relax and don't worry!
Are you ok?! You sure?
Nunu is the one!
6 is not one of my fave numbers
Anyone would like to join?
Hahahahaha nice one NuNz
6 is my most fav number too...wonder why :P my whole life revolves around 6's
trim those nails... they'll grow back by september :P
nice post BTW.. for some odd reason.. I can relate (except for the nails)
DR. DR.Say them backwards aho.. :p Wintay hal 6 la7gitich kilmukan. 3ad this is ur year so if ur not havin a blast now siij ra7aat 3alaich :p Kathray bl akil il6ayib oo amrich lallaah.
Nunu u are a sweetie
Unlikely to be as hot as Natalie
Not sayin ur fugly and look like tweetie
Uhwa its possible bs a7na manadry! :P
MerryO: You truly are a disturbing one. That said, I'm not gona trim them. Not yet anyway. You should tho since g3da itfawlen 3ala 3umrich its cooomin :> Have fiun in the ER .
Dear Misguided:
To what do I owe this unexpected celebrity guest appearance? My humble green blog requires prior notice of such visits so we can bursh up a lil and exempt words like 'makooty' from the post. :p
truly,
Jan6a
LOL!! OMG!! Ya allah 3al she3ir =D
eyannin!!
Gee...I hope your post has nothing to do with me *points at the chat box*.
You are absolutely not pathetic. Even though your posts are far between they are hilarious and very memorable (better than the shit that I write). So relax babe, read a nice book, go see a movie, have a nice lunch, call some friends, and you will get much better.
OK, I know you didn't ask for advice but that's my nature!!
O Jan6a, O Jan6a, O wherefore art thou Jan6a! I'm sorry I haven't replied sooner but I felt I wouldn't be doing you justice if I didn't read all your posts that I missed. Why am I even explaining myself? Stop making me explain myself! And after reading said posts, if I wasn't sure before, I'm positive now, you're 100% psycho but I love you anyway you fu9la, you! It's scary how much crap we've got in common. You've got a great family too, at least it sounds like it. Missed ya and your hysterically (ya3ny not just hilarious 7aaf, but hysterically hilarious ya3ny wayid wayid hilarious, yabeela tarjama you see) hilarious posts! Now cheer up bunny *hugs* and stop sniffing glue, goddamnit! Take care, yeah? Laters!
y3ny ur hiding?
tara ma 6ofny hal 7arkat...im home by the way itha u havent already istaw3abt that....yalla msn lets see ur progress since i left you. And i have good news :P
wv: sgkfc (maby akil KFC!)
:-******
kayfi
Ooooooh!! shino hatha tara ta3abt
My new blogspot is
Wallah 3ad bes 5alas ta3bt.. You gotta figure this out!!!
allah ekhes eblesich :/
Buddha!!Buddy! YOU ARE MISSED!
Nunu ya nunu: 7athreen yal 6ayba and doncha worry dalayt ilblog :)
Fallen Angel: You're one of the good guys I can tell! And no no no its got nothin to do with the chat box, just got busy I guess.
adaydreamer: Unfortunately its a no to both questions. :>
D&G: You've got mail!
laialy: More of wesho?
I live in kuwait Wa limatha?
O Dear Ms. Baker,
Please note I will forward all hate mail the the new post will arise to your email. Wallaahy I saw your comment and thought 'moo 3adla in'na6er chef baker'.
- Jan6a you devoted servant
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