Ironic

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Its like finally gettin your internet on a blackout day


Its a free meal on a Sunday-ay


Its like 10,000 mosquitos when you're all out of spray

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So isn't it GUBESA, don't ya think?!
A lil tooo emgabes Yeah I really do think!

Shaggin Taggin ..

This one is for you Babbler, here goes nothin:


Seven Things I Plan To Do:

* Go to Amsterdam, Portugal, Florence, Dublin and Lebanon before March.

* Eat only when I'm hungry (easier said than done)

* Sleep a maximum of 10 hours per day (i can sleep like a bitch if no one wakes me)

* Master the position to piss in 7amam 3araby
(not that i ever plan on pissing in one- I've been practicing but 6eeee6 makoo fayda i always lose my balance- I blame my father for my weak knees).

* Improve my handwriting in Arabic!
(Its equivilant to that of a 6 year old. You'd think i can even write my name decently but I cant even do that)

* Learn Greek- So far all i know is "Tikanis malaga? Gala?!"

* Buy a nail cutter!
(Bloody airport people confiscated it and left me bored on the plane!)

Seven Things I Can Do:

* Play Tennis & Squash and beat your ass

* Get people to do things for me without even asking

* Eat a whole watermelon in half an hour without even realizing

* Make conversation with absuloutely anyone

* Tolerate all sorts of physical pain

* Mess up the pc just so I can fix it again

* Run for 46 minutes

Seven Things I Can NOT Do:

* Cant's sing for shit

* Can't draw for shit

* Can't watch any sorts of TV cartoons - they just piss me off

* Can't cry in front of my parents

* Can't turn in anythin ON TIME

* Can't hold a grudge- i have short term memory!
(So even if the person has screwed me over a zillion times, i'd see them again in a year and it'd be like nothing happened. Thank God I have a sister to tell me who I like and who I don't !)

* Can't kill anyone.

Seven things I Say most Often:

* "Wikheeeey!!"

*" Yeah Sure Buddy!"

* "So, how goes it?"

* " Inzzainn... Fa?"

* "Chiny Yo3ana?"

* " Ee yuma 9alait uw kelait uw kilshay okay!"

* " Water Please!!"

I'm not gonna tag anyone so yeah!

Chay Chay Chay

So after my extended non-fasting week I'm back in Ramadan mood. Took the day off, slept till 11 and decided to go for a walk. As soon as I crossed the friggin highway it started raining so lalalalaaaah I walk back to my apartment - only now I'm SOAKED!

So I take off all my clothes at the door, walk to the bathroom only to realize that all the curtains are wide open for the viewing pleasure of two 14 yr old boys next door- I frankly couldn't care less. If anyone was embarassed it was them for gettin caught and turning red- DUMBASSES!

After my 13 minute shower (unfortunately the hot water only lasts for 13 god damn minutes), I changed and decided since there's nothing good on T.V might as well sleep for a bit. Slept till 2, woke up called a friend and decided to go to the cinema to see Four Brothers. My buddy came over called the taxi and we w-a-i-t-e-d.

Movie started at 3:30, current time was 3:20. I called the bloody taxi company to see what the friggin problem was- "yes yes he's on his way". On his way my ass- he arrived at 4! Nontheless we still got in the car and told him to drive around for an hour! (That's the equivilant of telling him to suffocate himself while his whole family watches. They don't like spending time with the same customer for more than 5 minutes and make you very aware of that)

So lallalalaaaah we pimp up the taxi with the ipod and we're sight seeing kuwaiti style- losers but what can I say we garra kill some time. Kept re-playing:

we be burnin' not concernin' what nobody wanna say
We be earnin' dollars turning cau we mind deh pon we pay
Some got GOLD and all dem DIAMONDS all we got is Mary J
Legalize it, time you recognize it

An hour and a half later- back to my apartment to prepare my fu6oor : Pasta with Bolognese sauce mixed with Beccamel & Red Rooster Yummm Yumm.. 6:34pm - Buzzz time ! 6:44pm - Food was served!

7:30pm - Cinammon Tea served in my brand new set of Estikanat. I filled the whole thermos and poured 8 cups (well they're not cups but watever)- anyways that was plain ol' STUPID!!

I kinda forgot that I take my time bloody time doing everythin including drinking tea and so by the time i got to estikana number 4 it was cold and boring.