Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I am who I am

I was never one who panics nor do I think I ever will be.

I hate spoons and manage to live a happy life without them.

I think 'love' is over rated and doubt I'm missing out on anything.

Self pity is the worse thing one can experience, in fact I think its excessively selfish to do so.

I can not tolerate people with bad body odor yet I like the smell of fresh sweat. Yes there is a difference.

I used to eat one meal a day and now I have four yet my weight is as stable as can be.

After reading a serious book, serious meaning anythin worthwhile I need a buffer book and my current buffer is 'when will jesus bring the pork chops.' After reading it halfway I felt like I was sinning so closed it and started the Kite Runner.

Its been two years since I cried and on page 100 of the Kite Runner I felt a tear roll down my cheeks. I started laughing. The moment was far gone.

I'm almost fluent in a language that less than 600,000 people speak. Useless? Je sais but its somethin I'm quite proud of.

I still don't have running water in the toilet and so far so good. Showering with 4 buckets of water seems to do the job quite adequately.

Ramadan is coming up and this year I'm dreading it. Breaking fast at 8:30 is not exactly a cup of tea. Mother dearest thinks coming back home for 2 weeks will do me good, I think I'm goin to do just that.

I've always wanted to take a year off and travel all over but what puts me off is the aspect of baggage. Yes I am far too materialistic to go back packing through Europe or what not. Not planning on going shopping in malls, but what happens when buying ethnic knickknacks here and there escalades. Ship the goods back home? How excessive! Drag them along to destination B? How embarrassing.

I always was fascinated by bloggers. I wonder what would be the one question those fellow bloggers would ask me if they knew I would answer openly and truthfully.

Curiosity is but human nature. Its also what killed the cat. Thank God we're Homo sapiens.

When one day dreams its always done from a director's view and sees the whole picture rarely do they zoom in. I say this confidently as though I have done some study on this, but sorry to disappoing but this confidence is also mixed with a lil BS.

I don't know how to play 'Gafsha' or 'Bullshit'. Kout is my game. Not poker, not gin but KOUT.

A wise friend once said when we meet genuinely nice people we're shocked and all jitty. What we forget is people should be nice, they don't deserve credit for acquiring the bare minimum. Granted she didn't phrase it just like that but same same.

I find buying somethin I really want and giving it to someone I care for satisfies me. I'm currently craving for a mac mini, that mac mini would look nicely in my father's living room.

Both Haifa Wahbe and Nawal Al Zoughbi are in wikipedia.

"Good Morning Vietnam!"


*Hasta Luego!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Party Shuffle - Take 2 !

6al3a min bait abooha ray7a bait iljeeran ! Faaat ma salam 3alaya yimkin il7iloo za3lan !
- Although I am single woman with two parents the house number in Kuwait is saved as "Bait Uboy" on my phone.


A7ibik 7ub Jinoony wathumak fy 3yoony, washoofak noor 3ainy wantathrak tijeeny ! Allaah hala hala 7abeeby hala hala
- At this point Jinoony would be Aramex.

Je suis désolé, Lo siento , Ik ben droevig, Sono spiacente, Perdóname
- 'Ana Jidan Mutas'ifa' Miss. Madonna but you forgot Araabic !

**La tiwin oo La tishaka, il 3ishg ma minah Fakah! **

She's Miss Jan6a Khathra, the hottest thing in west LA, house down by the water sails her yacht across the bay.. blaah blaah blaaah.

Kay Takoony Fy 3yoony oo min 7aneeny oo bs feeeny oo moo bidoony
m o t h ' h e l l a
Kay Takoony FY 3yoony oo min 7aneeny oo bs feeeny oo moo bidoony
m o t h ' h e l l a

You can buy your hair if it won't grow, you can fix your nose if he says so, you can buy all the makeup the MAC can make.
- If who says so? The Baba ? Thaniyan, da3ayat mac?

Oh come and dance with me my baby, lets dance till we go crazy. The night is young and so are We - Oh lets make love and dance the night away!
- Moo sij 3ad!

Rid El Ziyara, Ma 3idt aagwa firagik akthar min isboo3, akthar min isboo3.
- Dig il zigaaraa.

Wil zaman ma ti'3ayar BS ahl ilzaman waylaaah mit'3ayreeen.

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours!
- I can teach you, but I have to charge

Look around your world pretty baby, is it everything you hoped it'd be?
The wrong guy, the wrong situation, the right time to roll to me
- Waina hal me?

I remember when I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
- That was now.

Khathk ilziman oo Raaaaaaa7 wily bugaaly 6aaaif leh zariny artaaa7 kina Sa7aabaat 9aaif
- Ayaaah 3ala il9aaif ily lal7en mashifna.

Ahhh Push it! Ahh Push it! Ooow baby baby , baby baby.

Oh think twice! Cuz its another day for you and me in paradise.
- Think about wesho?

I love my bitch! I love my nigga! I love my bitch! I love you nigga!
- Wullah khosh, they go out for dinner hathy itnady nigga wil7abeeb yinadeeha my bitch. Kafo!

Push me and then just touch me till I can get my :
Satisfaction .. Satisfaction.. Satisfaction.. Satisfaction..


* Garra stop. Neighbour threatened to call the police for 'disturbing the peace'. But before that ba7u6la ilga9ar 3ashan yi3arf shlon he complains thany mara:


Ma3a ilnas wela chiny ma3a ilnas - Ana Mayitin wil nas 7ayaah !!



*Uncanny!