Bonne Année :*

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the ass of the person who screws up your year and may his arms grow too short to scratch it!"

*Hmm!

The Golden Triangle

This made my day.

* Ayaa 3alaich!

Party Shuffle on iTunes

Paris!! London!! LA!! Chicago!! Tokyo!! Bagdad!! New York!!

I want to live like animals: careless and free
- So would like some Carefree?

Maybe I'm just like my father too bold

Maybe I'm just like my mother-she's never satisfied.

Latinatherny Bi3ain Latigoly inta fain- Bs goooly kilmitain!
- Bullah galah roo7 moot. Moo a7san low gayila uhwa wain?

When the the the the rhythm starts to play dance with me make me sweat
- Sweat! Really??

Amaa Ketha Wela Bifloos !

Time goes by so slowly. Time goes by so slowly. Time goes by so slowly.

Cuzz my baby's got oooooooooohhhhh Angel Eyes
- Not really he's got the eyes of the devil.

Thats me in the corner, thats me in the spotlight I'm losing my religion
- No thats me on the sofa!

Aahh lawik giltaha min ilbidaya fy sha'7s thany 3ashga uw matabeeny
- Winty ya 7athy ish7aga masi'alty min elbidaya?

Would you forgive me love if I danced in your shower?
- Ok dance but don't make bola.

Her name is Lola she was a showgirl.
- Her name is Jan6a she was a blogger

Ghetto Superstar that is what you are!
- Why thank you! *blush*

Inta bashar '3air 3ady feek aljamal al3ajeeb
- Enta shafar gear 3ady tamshy fy '7a6 alsaree3!

I run for hope I run to feel I run for the truth for all that is real I run for your mother your sister your wife I run for life
- Yeaaahhh NO!

Your candles burned out long before your legend never will
- hehe I know corny corny but I love EJ's song for Princess Di.

And I had a feeling that I belong and I had a feeling that I can be someone be someone
- 3ala rasy Tracy Chapman

If you're lost you can look and you will find me. Time after time. Time after time.
- jan6a.blogspot.com save it!

Last night I dreamt of St. Pedro
- No missy last night I dreamt of Al Muharag; Bahrain.

Adry fy galbik kalam widik tigooola, adry feek wana ma3aaak tishtaag uw towlah. Adry feek. Adry.

And then I go and spoil it all like saying stupid like I love you.
- Stupid indeed.

When I first heard Miami's song "Ya 3umry ana" I honestly thought he was saying "Ya 3umry ana fidaitik ana ya raitik tinaam weyaay"

*Shayer Wirba7 uw Jawib 9a7!

Desktop

*Morning Delight

Buzz Fever

There was glitch with my intercom. You know how when someones downstairs and ring your assocatied apartment tbutton, you answer the intercom and Buzz them in? WELL, aparantely my intercom never closes- Meaning: for the past 2 months everyone who was passing by the apartment could hear everything that was going on in my living room. It just so happens that the living room is where I spend most of my time.

When I found out I felt so embarassed for the unwanted people who visit me. Normal people call before they show up right?- Well not over here they don't. Its constant tider3iming and when I'm home I rarely answer the buzzer- I just IGNORE and start complaing OUT LOUD!

"Hufff shtaby hathy!"

"GO AWAY!"

And there's like a gizzilion of times when I'm on the phone and I hear the buzzer, and not only do I continue talkin I complain/bitch/whine about the suspected intruder.

People should learn to call before they come over.

What annoys me even more when I found out and told everybody they responded "Yeah I know, heard numerous things myself!"

HOW RUDE!

*Ya fisheelty :p

Anonymous- Really?

* So how is Alcoholics Anonymous really anonymous y when the first thing they do is say their name? Really now! Shouldn't it go somethin like
"Hi I'm number 13 and I'm an Alcoholic?"

*I really really wanna psychoanalyze a kleptomaniac.

Lost in Translation

Guess who's back, back again
Shanta's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back
Nananaaaaaaaah

Funny lines of the week:

"Everybody we have finished boarding operation "

"The Air Humps are painful please don't forget to make your belt tight so you don't jump"

"La volta prossima we make handcuff you!"

- that was actually said to me and I just stared in disbelief/amusement

""Wullaah je te casse en deux"
-translated into: I swear i'll break you in half!

Oh and I found this funny, clarification was needed as to what McDONALDS was:

As apposed to being an ice-cream joint?

* I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream!