Thursday, February 23, 2006

The Name Game

You are given a name.

You (and by that I mean I ) love your name.

Your answer to your name.

Your name might be after a great person (relative, boxer, etc.)

Your name is yours.


Ever notice how when you're having a deep conversation with anyone and your given name is added it changes the tone of the whole thing.


Shag7a will be our victim today


Shaheen: Shag7o laish chithy imsakba feeny.
Analysis: : Positive friendly energy from Shaheen, he's not really pissed because the 'o' was added.


Shaheen:Why are you doing this to me Shag7a?
Analysis: : howb howb il7abeeb za3lan uw shayil ib galba kalaam.


Shaheen: Okay I have to go, take care Shag7a.
Analysis: : Il7abeeb broo7 yinti7er min ilqahar.


Shaheen: Okay I have to go, take care.
Analysis: The guys really garra go.



Do you see it or is it just me?



*Scombroid!


35 comments:

Delicately Realistic said...

*Laughing laughing laughing laughing*

I looooove this post for more reasons than one!

Awal shay I see it! I see it! Yes! You are an anaylst! Now you can stop treating me like the analyst that came from Mars. So who were you named after? I like the fact you chose Shaheen. I will tell you why on another time :P But let me tell you its another sign from da universe! Wallah 7arkaaat 9ayra the official sign sender! :P

Does the scromboid feel better?

Im hungry.

Jan6a said...

DR. DR. Ofcourse YOU see it hehe even if there was absuloutely nothin there u'd still see it and have ur argument prepared as to why its there as soon as anyone agrees with u u'd prove them wrong :p

And yeah I'm not named after anyone, my mother picked the name cuz she liked it - '7afeef 3alagolat'ha (and cuz i was a mistake so yeah first name that came to mind sorta thing)

Shag7a & Shaheen are my 3antar & 3abla kinda thing so these 2 names are always on the top of my list.

p.s: scombroid yisalim 3alaich, still too early to joke about it. Maybe in 2 days time?

Delicately Realistic said...

Lol! Marath mozmin hatha. So you have to live with it I'm afraid. Ismich khafeef ha? Yalla khafeefa! :P Actually ismich mo khafeef. You were the mistake ha? Ya 7araaaam...little sis was the mistake. I like Sh7aga and Shaheen, can I adobt them?

I not make fun of scromboid! I didnt even bring it up! You did! I had to reply cuz u mentioned it. Its the empathy I feel! Shasawi???

Jan6a said...

"I like Sh7aga and Shaheen, can I adobt them? " <- adoBt cherish love, do ur thaang buddy hehe

Empathy does not exist in this situation, get ur face swollen up at 40 degrees wanting to explode then tell me you understand hehe. If it was savere diarrhea and u said oui je comprends I wud've agreed but not this, like fow shizzle wtf is scombroid, who gets that!! Correct answer: the friggin jan6a thats who.

MissCosmoKuwait said...

how in heaven's name did you ever get to call yourself "talentless but connected"??...Etha entay mo talented...who is babe??..:)

Loved the story...it's so true...I've noticed that whenever I'm in a conversation and say someone's name..they instantly soften up and pay more attention...and of course..the whole thing changes when someone say...ya cosmoo...to...misscosmo...funny how a few letters can change the whole tone!...you're brilliant...but I had a question...and sorry if I missed something...bass shino scromboid?

Dr.Lost said...

laish ana mo fahim??

Delicately Realistic said...

It was after 3 in the morning!
Why you make fun of my typos?
Is you better yet?
I is late!
Been 12 hrs since we made the plan.
Done nothing yet.
I start now.
Wish me good luck!

Luckybellybuddha said...

- ((Empathy does not exist in this situation, get ur face swollen up at 40 degrees wanting to explode then tell me you understand hehe. If it was severe diarrhea and u said oui je comprends I wud've agreed but not this, like fow shizzle wtf is scombroid, who gets that!! Correct answer: the friggin jan6a thats who.))... This is when you sound most electric 3ayaro... when you speak using your ultimate gift.. Talent :-)
bada3tay Ms blogrosette.. :p
O salamtich o matshoofeen shar ya Janoo6a.
While not meaning to sound inconsiderate, it might be best in future to let others report their feelings about a new joint & if they escaped mishaps then 3ayaratna gives it a shot.. ooooh, do you feel like punching me el7een or what :-p.
p.s. liked the occupation amthal :-*

Nunu-San said...

LOL!!! Seriously, Why did you choose the name "shag7a" ??!!

Jan6a said...

cosmo: Aww u flatter me buddy. 'Talent' my friend is comin up with 4000 word stories on kuwaiti drama and keepin it interesting. Somethin u excel in babe. And dont worry u didn't miss anythin scrombroid is somethin ive been tryin to get out of my system for the last 2 days due to a bad experience at a new japanese restaurant. Blukh.

Dr. Lost: Cuzz u're new and u still dont speak 'jan6a'.

DR. DR.: Now now dont turn all sensetivo on me, typos are funny and good reply material dont ya think? Good luck buddy! :*

Buddha buddy!: I've never been described as 'electric' hehe i think i like it. And yeah the new place looked clean and since it was over-priced i assumed it wud be decent, al3an ubohum is all i can say now. Ily im9aberny ina i've encountered approximately 75 ppl in the last days who i very gladly mentioned the name of the friggin restaurant too and takin into consideration the size/population of this place word spreads hehe in ma9akaw ilma63am next month lik ily tabeeh(nyahahah) <- thats my evil laugh for ya :p

Nunu: Cuz Nunu was taken :p No seriously i've always used Shag7a uw Shaheen even in school when we had to right pointless short stories- shag7a's been raped, kidnapped, fell in and out of love and once she had an abortion (Shaheen's father performed the operation without knowin that it was his son that impregnated the poor thing). So yeah Shag7a & Shaheen.

Delicately Realistic said...

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just read your reply to NuNu!
This scromboid has had your humour levels soaring high reaaaaal high!
Stay mareetha more and entertain us.
No, thats mean. Nevermind. Get well soon, your still funny when you are your normal self.

And no I happen to disagree, I think typos are no way good reply material.
Cheap shot!
Its something you use when you have nothing to say :P Which is hard to believe coming from you. You always have a witty comeback.
So hit me with it!

Jan6a said...

Okay lets do this again:

"Lol! Marath mozmin hatha. So you have to live with it I'm afraid."
--> Mozmin indeed :p

"Ismich khafeef ha? Yalla khafeefa! :P" --> Matkamleen jumlitich yal 6ayba- Yalla khafeefa wesho? Lets help u out a bit
DR:yalla khafeefa khana6lib maki!
Jan6a: Foga!

"Actually ismich mo khafeef. You were the mistake ha? Ya 7araaaam...little sis was the mistake." <- I can 'empathize' with that.

"I like Sh7aga and Shaheen, can I adobt them?" <- (im not goin anywhere near the adobt).
So u like Sh7aga ha hehe sh7aga bs? :p

"I not make fun of scromboid! I didnt even bring it up! You did! I had to reply cuz u mentioned it. Its the empathy I feel! Shasawi???" <- ana agolich shtsawen show me what a sport u are and smile at this reply :>

P.s: that was fun!

Delicately Realistic said...

I didnt just smile, shagait iltha7ka min hny laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hny!
E thats the Jan6a we know.

Actually, it was a typo and was meant to be:
"Yal khafeefa"
:P

Your ana empathic little soul arent you? :P

Ilyom yadity galat: Sh7aga? In the exact tone and way you said it! Wallah nigazt min mokany o khazait'ha, ga3da agol ib galby Jan6a shyabha hny? Anyway, I never use the word sha7ga, I'm a 'laish' kind of person. But I think Im going to convert.

*Smile*

Delicately Realistic said...

Oh my God! I lost my Jan6a-talk abilities! I used to be fluent!

La7tha la7tha la7tha

First comment I made was at:

2/23/2006 03:27:54 AM

That means I read the post a few mins before that. Meaning that I was tired and sleep deprived and was in no condition to read a post and comment properly. So somehow, I read Shag7a as Sh7aga.

Of course, the next day I wouldnt need to read the post again, I would just read the comments.
So in my mind, Shag7a remained to be Sh7aga in my mind, although I had slept and was functioning like a normal human being.

I rest my case.
There is hope yet.
Hmm....maybe I should eat white tail madry shisma...with lots of lemon. Maybe Ill get the Jan6a in me again.

I repeat: Don't blame me for the badliyat! It was 3.30am! I'm not living in Chicago mithil ba3th ilnas!
(I refuse to re-read this comment for mistakes)
So there!

Jan6a said...

I have a soft spot for the number 303. So whenever its 3:30 or 3:03 i feel somethin hehe can't explain it really but yeah the fact that u used "3:30" in ur comment makes it all better.

Welcome back my kindred spirit, you have been missed.

Delicately Realistic said...

*Huuuuuuuuuuuug*
*Phew*
Its back! I thought we lost it for good!
Maybe its cause we havent had music night in so long?
Yalla!
Music
Music!

I have a soft spot for: 1.43 and 11.43
(Yes, i know what you're thinking)
"Typical" and The Look.

Jan6a said...

Yibteeny yaiba ya 6weelat il3umer.
The nathra and the thoughts of how typical-esque u are were all there buddy!!

Yal geeziya shino 1:43! hehe fashalteena :P

Luckybellybuddha said...

hmmm, a charming pair of canaries chirping.. sweet :-)

Luckybellybuddha said...

ee , o bo'3ayt add this:
min ba3ad the line where you wrote "shag7a'll be victim"..o ta7at is a crystal clear indication inna 3ayara is a sensitive person, a little over-s actually.. me is 9u7?

Jan6a said...

Buddha buddy: Ri7t b3eeed buddy hehe Ana waain wel sensetivity wain hehe uw ba3ad over-sensetive? I'm afraid ur way off-my moto is : 6anish Ta3ish Tanta3ish :p

Luckybellybuddha said...

Me no agree :-p
6anish = think bel6agag, not gonna worry about that.!
but sensitive, can be as in over-observant enough, as minute details don't escape but won't sit & let it get to you or lose sleep over it (i.e. be weak)... no?

Jan6a said...

Aray7ik? hehe im not over-anythin :p La over-sensetive wela over-observant.
Observant yes, OVER-observant thats DR not me.

Or if we stick with ur definition i can be a 6anish-sensetivo ? ;p

Luckybellybuddha said...

:-p

Delicately Realistic said...

Lol sh7aga t7isheen feeny ha? :P

Lucky Ill talk to you about Jan6a, IN PRIVATE :P

Jan6a said...

buddha buddy: Shoo?? :P

DR:hehe hatha maysamoona 7ash ya 6weelat il3umer- 7achy jidam allah uw '7algah is fair game, wudn't u say ? :p

Delicately Realistic said...

La fair is fair o ana ash'had ya bint 3amy :P

Luckybellybuddha said...

can't wait.nyahaha :-)

MissCosmoKuwait said...

habeebti...salamaat...hope you're feeling better..kilshay wala jan6a6naaa..:)

Baroque said...

lo0l la2 it was definetly just you ;P

Nunu-San said...

Poor Shag7a is always the victim!

Jan6a said...

DR DR: Im always fair buddy hehe

buddha buddy: Thats ur evil laugh isn't it ? :p

cosmo girl: Thanks suga :*

charisma: You still dont speak 'jan6a' buddy! ehhe

nunu: indeeeed she is :p

Jan6a said...

xposed: What r u on buddy? hehehe what r u sayin. Apparently i dont speak 'xposed' :p

Luckybellybuddha said...

tummy is fine?

Jan6a said...

buddha buddy: Yisalim 3alaik wullah eheh 3ala kither ilice cream i too will have a lucky belly :p

Luckybellybuddha said...

Allah ysalmich pursey :-*

:-p :-p :-p